I got off all sweaty ready to work out. I started to look at my beautiful body. Pornhat “Hi Darren.”
“Who the fuck are you?”
“I’m your guardian angel and I’ve come here to help you out.”
“Well so then tell me why I’m now this girl.”
“God heard your wish and decided to grant it, but he felt like he gave you a bad hand and wouldn’t be able to fulfill it in the body you were in so he decided he would have you switch bodies with someone else.”
“So why didn’t he just put me in some good looking dudes body?”
“He wasn’t going to just give you a lottery ticket and just let you fuck any girl in your sight that would be too nice.
