Not to be out-done, I quip “How?” “As you can easily see, you already cut off my dick off, long time ago!“ That gets a laugh all around. XXX It’s not like I do it every night–maybe every other night. “OK, Sweetheart” says my Dad, “I’m not exactly an expert on teen-age breasts, but let’s see.“ “Stand up Hon, and take off your T-shirt, will you?” He keeps a straight face as he asks, “Are any of your friends–boys complaining?” “Any girls complain?” I give him a stern look, but he continues as though he’s enjoying this! We have a heated pool, so you don’t have a heart attack when you dive in, like you would in cold water!
