“We don’t say ‘Fuck’ in the palace dear,” the queen explained, “We say ‘Make love’ much less messy don’t you think? Free porn “Its up to you.” Charming insisted, “Send the others away. You say Prince Charming wants a golden dildo, 10 centimeters in girth and 40 centimeters in length and encrusted with diamonds?”
Buttoni, Prince Charming’s page looked at the jeweller and nodded, “Indeed,” he agreed. His tool slipped easily into her velvety snatch. “No a dance, a big dance, a masked ball, invite all the eligible wenches,” Buttoni suggested. “Mine gott, they stretch to the town square.”
“Right,” Prince Charming agreed, “We need a franchise.”
“What?” Buttoni asked. He liked his job as page but he was not too keen on people thinking he was Charming’s lover.
